Wednesday, September 28, 2011

I'm the mom

Sometimes I can wish that I weren't but at the end of the day, that's part of my role here.  I'm the one that has to come up with really good nonsensical rules and then devise the worst punishments ever for the slightest infraction.  I also have to cook up the grossest most disgusting menus from the most expensive food that I can find and then force my child to choke it down in order to get her dessert.  I have to wash and fold the clothes so that I can hear little voices whining about having to do everything when I loosely interpret slave labor and require that those that wear the clothes put them away.  I'm the one that has to come up with educational and healthy activities on days when anyone in their right mind would much rather be spending another day in front of the screen watching movies that could rot your brain out.  I'm the one that has to limit the amount of junk food that my kid eats so that her teeth don't fall out before their time.
I'm the mom, that's part of my role here.

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